Those strange arrows were stuck in my best friend like she was the pin cushion from hell..

Once upon a time...There was a woman who seemingly had everything. But, as is often the case with a life of leisure, she was bored...

Enclosed please find a new design team's proposals for future agents, as well as an updateed status report on several existing agents...

Come on, Thaddeus! Sell me some Fly, Man! I got a hot date tomorrow night!

Beefalo Don't Like Fences
Shop and compare my Caballeros! The finest herd of beefalo this side of the rocking!

Loose Eel
I'm offering you the number one eel hound in the country and you want to know about her quirks?!

That Was Zen, This Is Tao

Crime Comics

Savaged
...no one has ever attempted to tame this savage land or defile its pristine ecology...until now!

Mr. Shields, I know this is our first mission together so I won't tear your head off. You may refer to me as Commander, or Sir...next time, you lose a body part.